Flirting is a dumb and embarrassing means of soliciting flattery, right? It's no triumph of charm to get a guy to think of you 'that way'

losing my being into metaphorical space in hopes of finding an attractive male inversely proportional to the distance separating our centers

Happy New Years

Can you not cower away and just man up and say what you want? Like what you display yourself to be? Gahdamn _|_ Quit beating around the bush and let me know your current stand point so I can just move the fuck on. Not your booty call, if you're just another hungry hungry hippo then just gtfo. Stop wasting my time, stop wasting your time.


Happy New Years though.